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Tuesday’s Toy: The “Lay Back & Be Lazy” special

Yesterday evening I was having dinner with friends in Chicago, and the discussion turned towards their ability to have sex in a real bed (post camping trip with a slightly leaky air mattress, which is not terribly conducive to energetic romps). After I suggested that doing so would be a dandy plan for their evening, one of them said something to the effect of…

“We can have sex, if you do all the work and I just get to lay there”.

Face it. We’ve all had those days. Amazing, sexy rockstars that we are, we still get tired, and lazy, and just want someone to Get It Done. And in honor of those moments, I’d like to introduce you to two of my favorite low-energy toys: the Gia and the Stroker X.

Gia is a delightful curved g-spot toy which hits the right places perfectly and comes with 7 vibration settings, so that you can get the perfect combo of throb and pulse to tickle your (or your partner’s) fancy – and with less effort!

Stroker X is a fantastic silicone masturbation sleeve that, coupled with your favorite water-based or oil-based lubes can make even the humble handjob into a very trip to Happy Funtime Land. If one of you has a little more energy, you can put your mouth over the end of it and create suction, while adding in a little tongue action to the head…talk about blowing their mind!

Gia retails at $44. Stroker X retails at $48. But if you order through me via email before September 15, I’ll give you BOTH of them for $75, plus shipping! Just call it my official show of support for lazy sex.

Tuesday’s Toy – Sapphire Swirl

Normally, I wax poetic about the toys that I put up here every week. The ins, the outs, the ins AND outs…you get the picture. But this toy? It really doesn’t need that. This is the Sapphire Swirl tempered glass dildo.

7.5″ long. 1.25″ wide (the head is a little bigger). Raised sapphire blue ribs. Fits into a harness. Durable tempered glass. Heavy. Sexy. Stunning.

And? Only $48, and it comes with it’s own padded drawstring velvet bag.

You are SO totally worth it.

Cinch’ing it up, sexy.

Since I got one of these from the amazing Suki at OhMiBod, I’ve gotten tons of compliments on it (and have had it come in handy twice, when it was the only condom within reach – woohoo!). I also had a few folks talk about how rockin’ it is, so I wanted to put the info out on my blog for y’all to find it (or see it, if you’ve never done so).

This is the Lovebuckle. It’s a brushed metal, sexy, wide belt buckle with a cut out in the center that holds One Condoms – my personal favorite (and most highly recommended) brand. There are tons of designs, so finding one that matches your mood, your outfit, or your destination is just half the fun. The belt comes in a pretty good size range for a bunch of body types, but you can easily remove the buckle and pop it onto your favorite belt from your collection. Also, you can get the PINK belt. Not wussy pastel pink, but in-your-face, hot-to-trot pink.

I first came across these when I was doing some lectures at Brown University’s Sex Week last spring; turns out the folks at OhMiBod really understand what sex positive is about, and sent some amazing gifts to be raffled off & given away to students who attended the Sex Week events. I love to support the companies that support sex positive empowerment – so it’s my great pleasure to wear this belt and recommend OhMiBod to my friends.

And when you see me wearing it? It means I’m looking for some safe, sexy fun … I mean, how much more clear can you be about the concept of safer sex than wearing a condom on your belt?

Tuesdays Toy: Silicone Fantasy Gag

I’m not a huge gag fan generally. They’re kinda…well, nasty. They get drool on them, and they’re hard to clean afterwards. And they’re just not sexy (red balls poking out of someone’s mouth make me think of Bozo the Clown, and I’m Just Not Wired That Way. So, having said that…this gag is pretty darn sexy – and easy to manage!

The Silicone Fantasy Gag has a nice insertable shape (yes, call it what you want…but I know what I think it looks like), a nice area for the wearer to bite down, and – SCORE – the leather strap (fully adjustable, as it fastens in the back with velcro) unsnaps from the silicone gag, which means you can clean it scrupulously (and even boil it or toss it in the dishwasher sans detergent to sanitize it). The leather part cleans up nicely with a little saddle soap or leather cleaner, if it gets messy. A HUGE plus is that silicone doesn’t irritate the skin like latex or rubber gags can, so the wearer doesn’t have to worry about any allergic reactions when using it (and really, who wants to explain to their boss why their whole mouth is swollen?).

Price? Under $50. Shipping? Discreet and quick. Freebies? You get entered into my drawing for a Rabbit Habit vibrator at the end of the month; the winner gets one of the best known, best built, and most body-friendly rabbit vibrators on the market, for free. What’s not to like?

Tuesday’s Toy of the Week: The C-Sling

Oh, my dears – what joy this cock sling can bring! Solo or partnered play gets a boost with this lovely silicone cock ring with an “extra added bonus”- the shelf goes underneath the scrotum and the tip presses or rubs against the perineum (depending on how active you are), so not only does it sustain larger erections & extend orgasm, it also gives some amazing stimulation to a very sensitive area.

100% silicone means it’s easy to clean – just wash it with soap and water or throw it in the dishwasher (yes! seriously!). Add a dab of your favorite water based lube to the inside of the ring before slipping your cock & balls through (balls first, one at a time, then cock – just like a traditional cock ring), and it’s easy to get on & off. And for those of you that like to enhance your package? You can wear it under your jeans to give you a decidedly “big” look!

Want to get this toy absolutely free? Easy! Host a party (catalog or in person) with me, and with just $400 in sales this baby is YOURS!

Earth Day Play…

What toys offer the least ecologically-damaging options for sexy, kinky play? How can you minimize your “sexual footprint”? Here are some ideas…

-Stay away from phthalates & other chemicals that leach out of the toys into your body. Look for materials that pass the “sniff test” (if it smells like chemicals when you take it out of the package, guess what it’s probably made of?)
-Look for items that don’t need batteries, or that have a long-lasting rechargeable battery – the money you save over years of use will be as impressive as the batteries that don’t end up used up & polluting the earth!
-Use toys that are easily recycled when they’ve brought you all the pleasure they can, and need to be disposed of - glass, wood, and metal are amazing options.
-Use lubes, body washes, and other sexy body products that incorporate organic materials; not only are they healthier for your body, they increase demand for organics and offer farmers a better standard of living from using lower-impact farming processes.
-Keep your toys in their own bags or cases to save on wear and tear (like scuffing, cracking, or tearing). You can make your own inexpensive fabric bags out of old clothing (cut off & seamed up arms of shirts are awesome and take under 10 minutes to make), or you can invest in a variety of sexy cases. You can even hit up your local organizing & crafts shops for more ideas!
-Like leather? So do I! But it’s not the healthiest thing for the earth; cattle use up a huge amount of resource and create tremendous waste, and some tanning processes use caustic chemicals that create even more of an environmental impact. You can lessen the impact by choosing vegetable tanned leathers, or you can go one better and get pre-used leather at the thrift store! A skirt can easily be cut apart to make a short flogger, and 15 year old chaps have almost zero difference in style to chaps made this year.
-Buy quality. Yes, that rechargeable vibrator may cost 2 or 3 times more than it’s more cheaply made counterpart, but if it lasts you for 5-10 years (which is likely, with good care) and saves you the cost of replacing hundreds of batteries, it’s actually a better financial choice than the cheaper one.
-Shop local. Buy from people and stores that give back to your community, as well as employ or support local residents. What goes around comes around, and the support of local business & consultants provides even more money at the local level to make positive change in your hometown.

This weeks toy…Panty Play!

I just got a big box of toys from Love U – and I am loving the Panty Play vibe! Panty Play is a discreet little silicone toy that slips into undies and cups the vulva; the removable one-touch bullet vibe delivers a punch to the whole genital region! Imagine wearing this while you’re doing “other things” and getting some expertly delivered sensation…or having your partner wear it while you drive them wild with your body and other toys!

Panty Play is silicone, so it’s non-porous, easily cleaned in the dishwasher, and very body-friendly. The bullet vibe can be removed & replaced as needed, so this is one toy that is ideal for delivering years and years of subtly sublime sensations…and at $30, it’s also amazingly affordable!

This Week’s Toy: The G-Shaft

This little buddy is one of my favorite silicone G-spot toys! It’s so easy to handle – the loop can be used either as a finger hold, or you can insert the vibrator to give you a double-bump of pleasure (vibrations to both your clit & your g-spot)…and since it’s silicone, it can be cleaned very easily and will last for years

Just remember that like other silicone toys, water based or hybrid (aka Silk) lubes are recommended; you’ll also want to make sure you remove the vibrator before you immerse it in water or toss it in the dishwasher to clean & sanitize it. Another trick? Put a little dab of lube on the vibe before you slip it into the toy – it goes it so much easier (and comes out quicker when you’re done).

The price is $48 – but if you order this week, in addition to your G Shaft toy (and any other goodies you order from me), I’ll send you a special gift FREE! No, I’m not telling what it is, but I guarantee you’ll be pleased with it…

(Oh…and for those of you with prostates? This is a PERFECT prostate play toy!)

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